It's absolutely the most depressing way that a football season could have ended - New York (hated division rivals) vs. New England (characterless cheaters who didn't really even need to cheat in the first place). It's sort of like choosing between the dentist or sitting through a chapel service at my alma mater - Campbell University. Basically, I don't know if there is a positive outcome in store as either way, there will be taunting from various acquaintances who have an affinity towards one team or the other. So, football is, basically, a lost cause for the season and should be discounted by all. (Feel see to say something stupid - Joly boys)
On a much brighter note, I am registered in 6 triathlons in the coming months. Schedule will be posted soon as well as a running score card as I look to make Matt 1-8 against me in his life time. That is - 1 win and 8 consecutive losses. Consecutive as defined - in a row or in this context, 8 losses without being interrupted by a victory.
Disclaimer - the author, in no way, wishes to make this "Matt" person feel bad for having lost previously to said author. The author wishes to remind "Matt" that he is near and dear the author's heart. The author wishes to remind anyone taking up offense for "Matt" whether their name stars with "M" and ends with "eg" or not, that the race is between the author and "Matt" and all others should remain on the side as competing might elevate their heart rate to dangerous levels. We can't all be an ironman - no, literally.
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I don't like Matt or the Author...
It should be noted that Author is only 1-2 (that is one win with two losses) when entered in triathlons with his younger sort of plump brother.
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