Let's get lighthearted

Alright everyone, let's put this debate and NFL nastiness behind us for a few minutes and focus on the important stuff, me. I mean, all this time we could have been talking about my favorite color, or what I like to do with my spare time, or why my blog smells like flowers.
Now, I would like to take these few minutes to give out some early year cheers and jeers. First, the good news.....
Cheers to

• The Manning brothers - for not hogging the Super Bowl - sometimes we have to share.
  
• My brother Joseph for not coming to this blog and making me his intellectual child. He says that blogs are so two years ago, but with the millions crashing my server every day, I think he might be totally wrong.
• All the triathletes who lose so graciously to me - it takes guts to keep coming back and taking the beatings that I dole out...... well done.... Matt
• My brother Jon - it takes a real man to push away from all that tasty food and start to knock off the poundage. I am the most excited because now he can lose to me in triathlons.

Jeers to

• Michael Wiggins - for breaking the dress code at work, every day.
• Bryan McMillan - enough said.
• Writers Guild of America - I liked it more when you starved so I could laugh. What kind of selfish bunch of people are you?? I am now stuck with Dance Wars, The Amazing Race, and the Celebrity Apprentice. Stephen Baldwin can't star in everything.
• All you people who lost faith in my blog - I can't exist to entertain you every day. I am not a member of the writer's guild and I have a real job making real money - no time to strike.
• Everyone who started a fad diet and is already off it - I believe I solved the problem of obesity already, and your failure to stick with my plan is no longer my problem. Just stay fat and I can always have a nice sized jeer list. Ha - get it??

Ok - I have killed all the time this meeting has to offer.....