Anonymity and the blog of truth

As this blog is for you, the reader, I have decided to post a few rules for you to ring in the new year all on the same page.......
1. NO anonymous blogs - if you are going to get involved in a heated debate with me, recognize that you will lose and that your work will be deleted if not backed up by a name. I was once told by an anonymous blogger that Ben Franklin wrote with a pseudonym (look it up people) - to which I shall respond - you sir(mam) are no Ben Franklin. So that should be clear - only Ben Franklin and/or Thomas Jefferson can post and remain anonymous. An American Lit class hardly counts.......
2. No swearing - I was also once told that profanity is the recourse of a weak mind. While I do not always agree, I do think that if you are to approach the bench of my wisdom, you should approach as untainted as possible.
3. Nothing my little brothers and sisters can't read - if you are going to be perverted, remember that I am more intelligent than you and you will be satirized (again, look it up) viciously for all to see
4. Last but not least - only use words you can define. English (while inferior to other languages) is all that we poor Americans have to communicate and will be the official language of this blog. If you don't know how to spell a word or use it in a sentence, then choose something more in your range. We can't all be homeschoolers.......